The Unauthorized Randy “Duke” Cunningham Page

Hey Dan Anderson-
As I have followed your website, I have seen a variety of pics of Randy on your website. Needless to say, you found a choice one to portray him in his Pork-Barrel-Bullying later years. I did note awhile back that when the cursor moves over his jowels that jail-cell bars appear. Nice touch, indeed. I have looked back and forth at pics in his Navy days, and the pic on your website. I don't know where you found that one, but I call it the "Cunning-Ham" pic.

Now, the challenge: Can anyone come up with a pic of him in his Prison Dress Uniform? Come to think of it, doesn't have to be Whites...Working Khaki's with a "pee" cap will do. I don't know what the exchange rate is in the joint, but I'd "toss in" a duckling, a case of San Miguel, and some Monkey Meat• for whoever can post one on your site.
RazMaTaz
•subject to availability in Santa Cruz, CA

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I recently inquired to the "Smoking Gun" about a Dukestir mug shot. They replied as below:

  From:   andrwgo@yahoo.com
  Subject:   Re: Cunningham Mugshot?
  Date:   March 27, 2006 10:56:45 AM PST
  To:   [me]

sorry but the feds do not release mugs.

regards,

andrew

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>Is there a Randy "Duke" Cunningham
>(the disgraced
>ace and Congressman) mug-shot yet?

Andrew Goldberg
thesmokinggun.com
600 Third Avenue, 16th Floor
NYC 10016
212-692-7873 (phone)
212-692-7894 (fax)

Raz . . . you trouble maker youse!

Naw, we got to find someone at that prison and put money on his books. What we need to find, is someone that has a relative or friend there. Then they take a picture on the yard and send it out. I understand that there are prison approved photographers that take Polaroids on the yard. The 2 gents that work for me that have done federal time, do not know anyone there.

Raz - You are a trouble maker and a lousy boat officer and lousy rat guard installation and watch officer . . . !

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In VF-96 he used to call me "chipmonk cheeks" or "Chubby cheeks"...I weighed 175 at 5' 10".

I tried to see Randy in DC a few times but each time congress was in recess and he was in CA. Wanted to show off my "chubby cheeks" at 165# and compare them to his.

I can't imagine how a would-be "hero" fighter pilot that folks from all walks of life looked up to...could get so grossly overweight. Some role model, eh?

You know me well, I am not defending him, but it could be the drug . . . Prednisone, for his prostrate cancer. Also they cut out his thyroid. These 2 – prostrate cancer and the removal of the thyroid - do lead to huge weight gains.