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The Unauthorized
Randy “Duke” Cunningham Page    

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Hi! I’m Randy Cunningham (my friends call me “Duck” :-). O.K., my real name’s Randall Harold Cunningham, but only my mother called me that. I’m a politician representing the 50th Congressional District for California [map] (That’s North San Diego County: Del Mar through Carlsbad, San Marcos, Escondido, Rancho Bernardo, Mira Mesa, Miramar, Claremont, southern La Jolla, and Padific Beach). Click on my face to hear a speech of mine on the House floor [ MP3; also OGG, MS WAV, Real Audio, AU, M3U, or audio].

Do you agree with Judge Burns reducing Cunningham's sentence because of his military service?
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This is my unauthorized, unofficial web page where I can tell you what I really think :-), unlike my official and campaign websites. You won’t find an e-mail address here, there, or anywhere though. Why? because my e-mail address is secret. And because of Anthrax danger, you can’t send me regular postal mail.

In 2003, I voted for the “Can Spam Act," which legalizes spam and invalidates California’s tough anti-spam law before it could go into effect. The spammer lobbyists told me to vote for it, so I had to. I don’t care—they can’t spam me as my email address is secret!

I don’t really care if I hear from you anyway. Why should I care about what you think? Why should you tell me how *I* should do my job? I don’t tell *you* how to do yours do I? I thought so. Just trust me, OK? Still, wanna let me know what-a-ya think? Well, like they say on the back of trucks, just call 1-800-EAT-S***.

[fossil] I don’t really believe in this Internet or web page s*** anyway (pardon my French). That’s why I voted for the Communications Decency Act (CDA) to restrict free speech. Free speech is O.K., unless I disagree with it, or it makes me feel uncomfortable, or it makes me think (that hurts you know; after all, I’m getting to be an old fossil these days). Sure, the courts declared the CDA unconstitutional. But wha-da they know? Speaking of free speech, I introduced a Constitutional Amendment to prohibit flag burning. After all, we should ony have free speech that’s pleasant and agreeable. (By the way, what’s this first amendment stuff about anyway?)

I don’t care what you think, but I know you’d like to hear me, so I gathered some of my favorite thoughts here.


[Vietnam Map] Self-proclaimed Vietnam War Hero!

Anti-Education

Anti-Environment [Earth in a garbage can]

[woman] Affairs with Women, and Anti-Choice

Cunningham Scandal$

   

Cunningham Quotes

Zealot of the Religious Right

War Crimes and Genocide are OK

Welfare, but for me only

Drugs: Hypocrite or Cruel? [mj leaf]

[$100 bill] Political Contributions

Order "The Wrong Stuff"
The Wrong Stuff: The Extraordinary Saga of Randy 'Duke' Cunningham, the Most Corrupt Congressman Ever Caught, by Marcus Stern, Jerry Kammer, Dean Calbreath, & George E. Condon Jr. (2007)

Order "Feasting on the Spoils"
Feasting on the Spoils: The Life and Times of Randy 'Duke' Cunningham, History's Most Corrupt Congressman, by Seth Hettena, AP (2007)


Links to Other Politicians

Oh—I almost forgot. While you’re in the neighborhood, visit a website about my colleague, Brian Bilbray, who is keeping my seat in Congress warm while i'm in prison. Or visit his opponent's website, Nick Leibham (picknick08.com).


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